Post by The Broski on Sept 16, 2009 8:58:51 GMT -5
Trout has been invited to chat.
Mexican Apple Thief has been invited to chat.
Like A Boss!: go to mars and fight with a computer
Kangaroo: Greetings!
Like A Boss!:
Killroy has been invited to chat.
Trout entered chat.
Killroy entered chat.
Julianne has been invited to chat.
Killroy: Hey.
Trout: Sup.
EggplantHero has been invited to chat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious has been invited to chat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: I work fast.
Julianne entered chat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious entered chat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: HELLO FWIENDS
Julianne left chat.
Like A Boss!: All your base are belong to me! >
Saria has been invited to chat.
Julianne has been invited to chat.
Kangaroo: And just like that the chat lives again :/
Killroy: All your base are belong to them.
EggplantHero has been invited to chat.
Like A Boss!: Nevah
Trout: So.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: We need more women in this chat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: It's a sausage fest.
Trout: I thought we had people working on that.
Julianne entered chat.
Julianne: ugh
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Hi.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: :>
Like A Boss!: Do a barrel roll noa!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Hi Julianne
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious preforms a barrel roll.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Orgy starring julianne.
Like A Boss!: Excellent.
Killroy: Mkay.
Trout: Sure.
Julianne: cool
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Assume doggy position, Julianne.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious unzips his pants.
Julianne: k
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Three of you can get on this at a time.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Dibs on
Like A Boss!: ID rather not...
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Moar for me
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Serious, pick an opening.
Like A Boss!: k
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: MOUTH
RexJNibcore has been invited to chat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Haha!
EggplantHero has been invited to chat.
Saria has been invited to chat.
Kangaroo: Uhh
Kangaroo: Am I a part of this?
Killroy: Nose!
Killroy: Wait, no.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: No nose.
Julianne: oh man
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: You can be, Kangaroo.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: You can be.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Ear?
Killroy: Aw.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: No ear.
Like A Boss!: IM NOT SUPPOSED TO WATH THIS?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Mouth, ass and vagina.
Killroy: That'd get earwax.
RexJNibcore entered chat.
Like A Boss!: ORGY SCARE ME!
Julianne: sometimes I think that being here is one continious mistake
Killroy: Belly button?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: WE CAN HAVE 6 GUYS NOW!
Killroy: Aw.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: NO.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: ONE OF THE THREE.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: ONE OF THE THREE.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I apologize
Killroy: Fine, I'll take the little man in the canoe.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Alright.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Who wants what's left?
Like A Boss!: Meh
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: 'roo?
Like A Boss!: Must I do this?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: No.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: You can sit and watch.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: 'What is left?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: And didn't you want to lose your virginity at some point?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Julianne.
Like A Boss!: Can i be in?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: You called the mouth, Serious.
Julianne: heh
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Killroy called vagina, I think.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: So ass.
Julianne: I said sometimes I think
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Well,
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Who here is an assman?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I want it all
Trout: What the hell is going on here
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Alright
Trout: I leave for 5 seconds
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I am an assman
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Orgy, Trout.
Julianne: haha
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Orgy.
Trout: and you guys are dividing up holes
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: But I'm also a mouthman
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: YOU CAN ONLY HAVE ONE END OF THE DIGESTIVE TRACK, OKAY?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: You can get in on this, trout
Kangaroo: This conversation has just
Kangaroo: Uh
Kangaroo: Taken a turn for the sexually deprived?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Ok, then I stick with mouth
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Okay.
Like A Boss!: Yup....
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious takes off his glove.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Kangaroo, you want ass?
Killroy: We could so use the mouth
Killroy: Nose, I mean
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: You asked for vagina, Killroy.
Kangaroo: Uh, sure?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: No, not the nose.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: She needs to breathe.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I got mouth, I'd block the nose
Like A Boss!: Can i haz spot?
Killroy: Yes, I called the vaj.
Kangaroo: There's boogers in the nose
Kangaroo shudders.
Trout: Actually, I'm just going to weep in the corner over here.
Trout does so.
Killroy: Ears and bellybuttons?
RexJNibcore: Wait
Kangaroo: Bellybuttons what?
RexJNibcore: What is going on?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: God, this is why no one here will ever have sex.
Kangaroo: There's more than one?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Much less reproduce.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Nothing
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Lets just say
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: You still think the ear is an acceptable opening.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I have mouth.
RexJNibcore: Wait
RexJNibcore: I don't want to know
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Rex, bend over.
RexJNibcore: Yeag, sex isn't all it's cracked up to be sometimes
RexJNibcore: Hell no.
RexJNibcore pulls out whip and cracks it.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: I'm in a chat with a bunch of 16 year old virgins.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: What do you expect?
RexJNibcore: True
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Male virgins.
Kangaroo: Someone is optimistic.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I am optimistic
EggplantHero has been invited to chat.
::UG:: Nicole has been invited to chat.
EggplantHero entered chat.
Saria has been invited to chat.
::UG:: Nicole entered chat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: YAYYYYY
Mexican Apple Thief has been invited to chat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: OH CRAP
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Look!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Well
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Nicole's a girl!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Eggplant isn't!
RexJNibcore: Poor girl
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Maybe Julian wants a peice of this
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: I doubt it.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: He seems like a pansy.
Like A Boss!: Im just sitting here listening to my music well you hall try to have a CYBER ORGY!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Yeah
Like A Boss!: WHAT THE HELL?!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: We're that sort of cult.
Trout: Damn cyber orgies.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: A sex cult.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Does Julianne have any openings left?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: No.
Like A Boss!: Yes i understand that
Killroy is thirteen
Killroy: you should know this already
Julianne: sorry
Julianne: for running out
Killroy: We can open them, I guess.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: She could masturbate someone, or something.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: She could masturbate for 2
RexJNibcore: ><
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: So, anybody else
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: ?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: What will she use to support herself then?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: So she doesn't fall over?
EggplantHero: I could masturbate to something.
Trout: Feet.
EggplantHero: But I'm in game.
Julianne: yeah
Julianne: how is this going to work
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: She's standing for this?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: We could build a apparatus to hold her up.
Trout: Also, she has to breathe somehow.
RexJNibcore: Wow
::UG:: Nicole: ?
Like A Boss!: Oh dear god...
Julianne: is standing possible?
RexJNibcore: She is desperate
Trout: EVERYONE RUN
RexJNibcore: Nicole, run while you can
Trout: RUN WHILE YOU CAN
Trout: Ninja'd
Julianne: KIDDING, GUYS
Julianne: KIDDING
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Julianne was okay with this.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: We aren't RAPISTS.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Yeah
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Or are we?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: :>
Killroy: Except possibly Serious..
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: And me. But I don'
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: t have a penis. Or a broom.
RexJNibcore: I can get a strap on and do Serious
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Consent
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: I'm kind of stranded.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: [NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Orgy starring julianne.
Like A Boss!: Excellent.
Killroy: Mkay.
Trout: Sure.
Julianne: cool
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious unzips his pants.
Like A Boss!: LOL
::UG:: Nicole: O.O im lost lol
Like A Boss!: Indeed
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Well
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: If we're going to talk for twenty minutes each time we're going to fuck something, this cult is boned.
Like A Boss!: I said Excellent cuz Serious did a Barrel roll
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: ALRIGHT LETS START THIS
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: WAIT.
Like A Boss!: OH DEAR GOD!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: WHO HAS WHAT AND WHAT POSITION IS SHE IN?
Trout: RUUUUN
Kangaroo pulls a set of matches out of his pouch.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Serious, reporting in for mouth.
Killroy: LET'S ROLL
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Kangaroo, dear, only female 'roos have pouches.
Killroy: VAGINA
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Who wants the rear?
Kangaroo: Psssh
RexJNibcore: I'm reporting for Serious's ass
Like A Boss!: ME!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Alright
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Okay.
Kangaroo: Not when you're genetically engineered to talk, understand the English language, and have a pouch.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Ah.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Get to humping.
Trout: I'm glad to have answered this call to chat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Do we need to dictate what we're doing
::UG:: Nicole: ?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: I know you are, Trout.
RexJNibcore sticks a broom up Serious's ass.
Like A Boss!: Hahahaha
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious unzips his pants again.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Wait
Kangaroo is taking pictures of RexJNibscore sticking broom up Serious's ass.
RexJNibcore: LOL
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious takes out his penis.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog watches.
Trout tries to shut out the noise.
Like A Boss!: Oh my god...
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious feels awkward, and puts it back in.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog hugs trout.
EggplantHero licks a foot.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I can;t do this with everybody watching.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Sorry.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Mommy and daddy and daddy and daddy and Rex and a broom are only wrestling.
Trout: D;
Julianne: haha
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog grabs a doll.
Like A Boss!: lol
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Where did Rex touch you, Trout?
Trout points to the nipples
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: That's all?
RexJNibcore: LOL
::UG:: Nicole: lol
RexJNibcore: I didn't even touch Trout
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Can you touch me, Rex?
Like A Boss!: OR DID YOU?!
Trout: Yeah, but REEEAALLLY HARD
RexJNibcore: Nope.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: please?
RexJNibcore: Oy. I just watch
Killroy: So, uh, I'm going to watch Supernatural now
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Serious, take a viagra.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Can I have a hug?
Killroy does the deed and leaves
Killroy left chat.
RexJNibcore: Or I allow people to worship me when I'm in dominatrix mode
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: I promised the porno company that we had a great bunch of virgins and a broom going at it.
Killroy has been invited to chat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Well
Mexican Apple Thief has been invited to chat.
Saria has been invited to chat.
RexJNibcore: And maybe put them on a leash
RexJNibcore: XP
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Nice!
Killroy entered chat.
Killroy: I AM LEAVING I SAID
Like A Boss!: I dont feel safe here anymoar D:
Killroy: GOOD DAY
Killroy left chat.
RexJNibcore: Hehe
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I should archive this.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Rex, remember, you joined this cult.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: You're fucked.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: And put it on facebook.
Kangaroo: YOU CAN CHECK OUT ANYTIME YOU LIKE
Kangaroo: BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE
Like A Boss!: SOMEONE IS GOING TO HIT ME?!
Kangaroo: /eagles
RexJNibcore: ><
Trout: Put this on facebook.
Trout: Do it.
::UG:: Nicole: im soo scared :*(
Trout: This is too...
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Someone needs to record this.
Like A Boss!: DJMFDNKNSK Dj
Trout: Well, it isn't epic.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Well
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: It has amussing parts.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Recorded anyway.
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[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I wanted to finish the "NOW GET ON YOUR KNEES AND" just as
RexJNibcore: This is why I do not have any of you as facebook friends.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Hm.
Trout: How can you crack a whip with..
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I am calm
Trout: Nevermind.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: I can't post it on mine.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: My Mom's my friend.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Except your whip gets me excited.
RexJNibcore: LOL
RexJNibcore: THis is why you do not have relatives as friends
Julianne: I'm going to go ap calc and ap euro and then kill myself bye
Julianne left chat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Trout: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Now I need a mate.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: I think she handled losing her virginity well.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: And rex is the best suitor.
Like A Boss!: THESE FISH STICKS ARE AS HARD AS TITS!
::UG:: Nicole: ?
::UG:: Nicole: lol
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Tits in chilly weather?
Like A Boss! Nods
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: So.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Lets get some excitement back in this house.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious unzips his pants.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: ☭ [ P a r i a h D o g ] ಠ_ಠ says:
You okay?
custardattack@hotmail.com says:
yeah
just don't want to do homework
☭ [ P a r i a h D o g ] ಠ_ಠ says:
Are you mad at me?
custardattack@hotmail.com says:
no
not at all
just have to do stuff
that was funny
☭ [ P a r i a h D o g ] ಠ_ಠ says:
Are you mad at Serious? 'Cause his penis died?
custardattack@hotmail.com says:
hah
no
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Is that
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Julianne?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Yes.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I KNEW IT
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Dog pile on Eggplant.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious jumps on EggplantHero.
Trout: Uh, no.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: So nobody else is going to?
Kangaroo jumps on Serious.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: We're all clothed
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Kangaroo should be on top
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog joins in the dog pile.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: I'll regret this.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: He will have the easiest time jumping that high.
Like A Boss! Jumpsw into the dog pile
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious takes off his clothes.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: IT'S A TRAP!
RexJNibcore: LOL
::UG:: Nicole: O.o
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: You two weren't in there
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Now I feel gay.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: WAIT
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: THERE WAS BROSKI
RexJNibcore: Hehe
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: OH FUCK.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog flees
RexJNibcore: But she's practically asexual
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: NOOOO
::UG:: Nicole: uh should i leave?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Don't leave!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: No
RexJNibcore: If you want
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Go after Nicole. She's totally female.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious jumps on Nicole naked.
::UG:: Nicole: omg
Trout: RUN
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: www.amazingsuperpowers.com/COMIClivingtoys.png
Trout: OH GOD NO THE DOORS ARE LOCKED
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: OH NO.
Like A Boss!: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
Like A Boss!: THE ONLY THING TO DO.....
Trout: I CAN'T DAMMIT
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: KILL THEM OR THEY'LL MAKE YOU WISH THEY KILLED YOU.
Trout: JUMP OUT OF THE WINDOW
Like A Boss!: NO
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: THE WINDOW HAS BARS ON IT.
Like A Boss!: IT ENDS NOW
Like A Boss!: SHOOT YOURSELF
Like A Boss! Pulls out a Magnum
Trout: OKAY
Like A Boss! Aims it at his head
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious gets off Nicole
Trout: I'LL GET ONE OF MY GUNS
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious puts on his clothes.
Like A Boss!: HELP ME PULL THE TRIGGER
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious pulls the trigger for Like A Boss.
Like A Boss! IS a ghost now
Like A Boss!: Yay
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog rapes Trout with a broom.
Trout: D:
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious goes on a killing spree, killing everybody in this chat.
RexJNibcore dies.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Except me, right?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious rapes all female dead bodies.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Sure
Trout: I HAVE BEEN THOUROGHLY BETRAYED
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Except me, right?
::UG:: Nicole: O.O
Like A Boss!: GOOD THING I GHOST BITCH!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Good boy, Serious.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Yeah
RexJNibcore instantly decomposes so that she cannot be raped before Serious can get ot her
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Good boy.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: DAMN YOU REXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!
RexJNibcore: XP
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious falls into a bottomless pit.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog watches.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious left chat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog smokes a pipe.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious has been invited to chat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious entered chat.
::UG:: Nicole: well im going to play css now byebye
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Bye
::UG:: Nicole left chat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I'll get you to say yes tomorrow.
Trout lies sobbing in a corner
Like A Boss!: GHOST FTW
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious goes to the corner that Trout is in and undresses.
Trout: D:
Trout neckpunches Serious
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog hands Serious the rape broom.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: FATALITY.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious AHK GAHKAKG AKGKHA
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: AHKAHGAka
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: gaHAGL
Like A Boss! FLies down and and starts to open a can of ghost kick ass on Serious
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: *cough
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: *ahem
Like A Boss!: RAPE IS NOT AN OPTION!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious dodges the ghose, it's intangible anyway.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: "And that is how the cult of Alighierism Apocalypse came to an end, children." The professor said sadly.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: "Awww, they never succeded?" The children asked.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: "No, you stupid brats. If they did, you'd be dead right now."
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: "Oh, that's right!"
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: "Who wants ice cream?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: "
Like A Boss!: " I want Ice cream!" came a voice
Trout: BUT WHO WAS GHOST???
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: "None for you. You're fat."
Like A Boss!: IM GHOST!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious zing.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: And then John was the demons.
Like A Boss!: K
Trout: Copying into notepad.
Like A Boss!: FUCK SALT!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: You have from I from when I joined, right Trout?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: So.
Like A Boss!: O serious your gonna fight a grizzly bear?
EggplantHero left chat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Yeah
Like A Boss!: Cool
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I'm practicing with Kangaroo
RexJNibcore is still dead.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious jumps into a boxxing ring.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious taunts Kangaroo.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: COME ON WIMP!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: GET YOUR MARSUPIAL ASS IN HERE
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: YOUR MOTHER IS A KOALA!
Like A Boss!: COM'ON SERIOUS....
Like A Boss!: YOU WANNA BE LIKE ROCKY?!
RexJNibcore: You do realize kangaroos are very dangerous and have been known to kill people, right?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Not Kangaroo
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: He is adorable
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious hugs Kangaroo.
Like A Boss!: OH my god...
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: So is Like A Boss!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious hugs :
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: FUCK
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: AUFCKUFA
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: UCKCUFKCUKCUFKCUFKCUFKC
Like A Boss!: I just saw a commercial thet showed a person punching old people
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: NICE!
Like A Boss!: THATS AWESOME :3
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious highfives Like A Boss.
Like A Boss!: YEAH!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: So.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Who wants to train me to fight a bear?
Like A Boss!: So.........
Like A Boss!: ME!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious jumps into the boxxing ring.
Like A Boss!: I be trained in the mortal kombatz0r
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: LETS DO THIS!
Like A Boss! HOps into the ring
Like A Boss!: K
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious lunges at LAB with a knife.
Like A Boss!: AH WTF
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious Stabs LAB in the neck
Like A Boss! Dodges and smashes serious on ze back
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: You were too slow.
Trout throws a gun into the ring
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: AH ZOMBIE
Like A Boss! RECOVERS WITH HEAL POWER
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious shoots LAB in the head
Like A Boss! grabs the gun
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious disarms LAB
Like A Boss! U NEVER PICKED IT UP
Like A Boss!: DKDDFL
Like A Boss! hits SERIOUS
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious trips LAB
Like A Boss! Pulls out a bomb
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious hits LAB for 211 damage (critical strike)
Like A Boss!: RAWR
Like A Boss! has low health
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious activates parry
Trout: HEY
Like A Boss! Uses his special ability that NEVER MISSES
Trout: NO MMORPG SHIT IN HERE
Like A Boss!: HYKUTA PUNCH!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog throws a banana peel in the ring.
Like A Boss! 220 damage
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious slips on the banana peel and gets knocked unconsious.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: FATALITY.
Like A Boss! 3..2..1!
Like A Boss!: WINNER!
Like A Boss! Jumps around
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious comes back up and declares a rematch
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog tosses a green shell in the ring.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious uses a blue shell
Like A Boss!: NO WAIT
Like A Boss!: BREAK TIME
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog starts the halftime show.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Rex, get up there and shake your tatas.
Trout: Oh no.
Trout: Wait, that's good.
RexJNibcore: Nah
RexJNibcore: I'm good
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious catches his breath.
Trout: I thought that Bro was going to do something.
genericnumber1 has been invited to chat.
Dr.Batmarde has been invited to chat.
Like A Boss! Sits on a stool getting a drink of water and cleaning his cuts
Dr.Batmarde entered chat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious gets Rex pregnant with his semen-vision.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Get up there and shake your tatas.
RexJNibcore is sterile.
Dr.Batmarde: what in the hell
Like A Boss!: BRB NEED REEL WATER
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Get up there and shake your tats, Bat!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious punches Dr in the throat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: DO NOT SPEAK OUT OF TURN
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: WAIT
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Is that a girl?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: I don't think so.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Are you a girl?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Dr?
Trout: THIS HALFTIME SHOW SUCKS
Trout: BOOOO
Kangaroo: Batmarde thinks we're all a bunch of lunatics
Like A Boss!: BACK
Trout: YOU ALL SUCK
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious gets back to fighting.
Like A Boss! gets up
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious hits LAB in the crotch.
The Fallen-ŠΊΝ™(devillsin) has been invited to chat.
Trout throws powerful hallucigens in the ring
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Nothing below the belt!
Dr.Batmarde: taaaaaaaaaaaaking a pissssss
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious attempts to use curb stomp on LAB while he is on the ground
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious was kicked by [NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog.
Trout: WINNER
Like A Boss! Dodges
Kangaroo: oh snap
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious entered chat.
Trout: Haha, turnaround victory.
Like A Boss! *EYe of the Tiger starts playing*
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: IT'S THE EYE OF THE TIGER
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: IT'S THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT
RexJNibcore: --;
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious jumps back into the ring and starts pushing his thumbs into LABs eyes.
Like A Boss!: RISING UP TO THE CHALLEGES
Like A Boss!: AHHH!
Like A Boss!: WTF
Trout: OF OUR RIVALS
Trout: AND THE LAST KNOWN SURVIOR
Kangaroo: *Rising up to the challenge of our rivals
Kangaroo: Failure
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious blinds LAB
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog strokes beard.
Trout: STALKS HIS PREY IN THE NIGHT
Like A Boss! Grabs Serious and starts to hit him with everything hes got
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious shaves Broskis beard.
Trout: HE'S WATCHING US ALL WITH THE EEEYYYYYYYEEEE
Trout: OF THE TIGER
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: I didn't say it was my beard.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious dodges LABs attack.
Trout: *riff*
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: I'd like to know who you just shaved.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious uses Morph Ball.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious uses super bomb.
Like A Boss! Dodges
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious spams regular bomb.
Like A Boss! SMashes serious in the face
Trout: He shaved Kangaroo.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious has no exposed face.
RexJNibcore uses Rule 34. Everyone barfs.
Kangaroo: What
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog suddenly a wild snorlax appears.
Trout: Rule 34.. OF WHAT?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious dodges rule 34.
Like A Boss! Barfs on serious
RexJNibcore: The internet
Like A Boss! Blinding him
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious uses tackle on Snorlax.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious it's not very effective..
Trout: It's... just a fuzzy picture.
RexJNibcore: XP
Trout squints
Trout: OH DEAR GOD
Trout: WUUUUGH
RexJNibcore: LOL
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog plays blue eyes white dragon.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious uses a trap card!
Like A Boss! Interfears with the battle serious is having and tackles him
Like A Boss! Pins him to the ground
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog removes Rex's shirt.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious uses a super energy drink and becomes unstoppable.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: HEY, LOOK.
Like A Boss!: U PHAG LOLOLOLOL!
RexJNibcore kills Serious and puts shirt back on.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I didn't even remove it!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I'm SORRY
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I'm a guy
Dr.Batmarde left chat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I couldn't help looking.
Trout enters the ring
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: She hates men, I think.
RexJNibcore: oy
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious throws a bear in the ring.
Niggatron has been invited to chat.
-=SYF=- Mastashake! has been invited to chat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Bear eats trout.
Trout is eaten by the bear
Like A Boss! Hops out of the ring quick like
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious trains the bear.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog releases Jynx from its pokeball.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious puts a saddle on the bear.
Trout respawns
Like A Boss!: PARIAH HALP
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious rides up to Rex.
Like A Boss!: HE GOT A BEAR
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: It's a blackbear. You crush the bear to death.
Like A Boss!: I HAZ NUTHING
Trout FIRES HIS LAYZOR
RexJNibcore watches as Jynx pulls out her boobs.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog gives LAB a shark
RexJNibcore barfs.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious attempts to control the bear, but it mounts rex.
Trout: wat
Like A Boss!: But sharks cant go ON LAND
RexJNibcore: Ok
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: THIS ONE CAN.
RexJNibcore: I'm out of here
Like A Boss!: YAY
RexJNibcore: I'm not being mounted by a bear
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: STAY, REX.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: STAY.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious deletes the bear.\
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I'm sorry
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Serious, stop trying to fuck her.
Trout: Dammit serious, you ruin everything.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: You can see I was distessed at that point
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: She'll hurt you and then she'll hurt me.
Like A Boss! Attacks Serious with his shark
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: MY BEAR TRIED>
Trout: I vote that we kick serious off the island.
RexJNibcore: True
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Serious, do you want a time out?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I gotta go for tonight anyway.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: So
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Night.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: HAHA
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: :<
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Goodnight.
Like A Boss!: PHAG U LOST BY DEFAULT!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I will have my vengeance.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: on Rex.
Like A Boss!: RARWRARWRARWR!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Goodnight,
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious left chat.
RexJNibcore: ?
RexJNibcore: Ok
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: I think he likes you.
Mexican Apple Thief has been invited to chat.
Like A Boss!: go to mars and fight with a computer
Kangaroo: Greetings!
Like A Boss!:
Killroy has been invited to chat.
Trout entered chat.
Killroy entered chat.
Julianne has been invited to chat.
Killroy: Hey.
Trout: Sup.
EggplantHero has been invited to chat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious has been invited to chat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: I work fast.
Julianne entered chat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious entered chat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: HELLO FWIENDS
Julianne left chat.
Like A Boss!: All your base are belong to me! >
Saria has been invited to chat.
Julianne has been invited to chat.
Kangaroo: And just like that the chat lives again :/
Killroy: All your base are belong to them.
EggplantHero has been invited to chat.
Like A Boss!: Nevah
Trout: So.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: We need more women in this chat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: It's a sausage fest.
Trout: I thought we had people working on that.
Julianne entered chat.
Julianne: ugh
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Hi.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: :>
Like A Boss!: Do a barrel roll noa!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Hi Julianne
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious preforms a barrel roll.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Orgy starring julianne.
Like A Boss!: Excellent.
Killroy: Mkay.
Trout: Sure.
Julianne: cool
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Assume doggy position, Julianne.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious unzips his pants.
Julianne: k
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Three of you can get on this at a time.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Dibs on
Like A Boss!: ID rather not...
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Moar for me
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Serious, pick an opening.
Like A Boss!: k
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: MOUTH
RexJNibcore has been invited to chat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Haha!
EggplantHero has been invited to chat.
Saria has been invited to chat.
Kangaroo: Uhh
Kangaroo: Am I a part of this?
Killroy: Nose!
Killroy: Wait, no.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: No nose.
Julianne: oh man
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: You can be, Kangaroo.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: You can be.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Ear?
Killroy: Aw.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: No ear.
Like A Boss!: IM NOT SUPPOSED TO WATH THIS?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Mouth, ass and vagina.
Killroy: That'd get earwax.
RexJNibcore entered chat.
Like A Boss!: ORGY SCARE ME!
Julianne: sometimes I think that being here is one continious mistake
Killroy: Belly button?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: WE CAN HAVE 6 GUYS NOW!
Killroy: Aw.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: NO.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: ONE OF THE THREE.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: ONE OF THE THREE.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I apologize
Killroy: Fine, I'll take the little man in the canoe.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Alright.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Who wants what's left?
Like A Boss!: Meh
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: 'roo?
Like A Boss!: Must I do this?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: No.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: You can sit and watch.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: 'What is left?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: And didn't you want to lose your virginity at some point?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Julianne.
Like A Boss!: Can i be in?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: You called the mouth, Serious.
Julianne: heh
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Killroy called vagina, I think.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: So ass.
Julianne: I said sometimes I think
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Well,
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Who here is an assman?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I want it all
Trout: What the hell is going on here
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Alright
Trout: I leave for 5 seconds
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I am an assman
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Orgy, Trout.
Julianne: haha
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Orgy.
Trout: and you guys are dividing up holes
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: But I'm also a mouthman
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: YOU CAN ONLY HAVE ONE END OF THE DIGESTIVE TRACK, OKAY?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: You can get in on this, trout
Kangaroo: This conversation has just
Kangaroo: Uh
Kangaroo: Taken a turn for the sexually deprived?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Ok, then I stick with mouth
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Okay.
Like A Boss!: Yup....
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious takes off his glove.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Kangaroo, you want ass?
Killroy: We could so use the mouth
Killroy: Nose, I mean
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: You asked for vagina, Killroy.
Kangaroo: Uh, sure?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: No, not the nose.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: She needs to breathe.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I got mouth, I'd block the nose
Like A Boss!: Can i haz spot?
Killroy: Yes, I called the vaj.
Kangaroo: There's boogers in the nose
Kangaroo shudders.
Trout: Actually, I'm just going to weep in the corner over here.
Trout does so.
Killroy: Ears and bellybuttons?
RexJNibcore: Wait
Kangaroo: Bellybuttons what?
RexJNibcore: What is going on?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: God, this is why no one here will ever have sex.
Kangaroo: There's more than one?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Much less reproduce.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Nothing
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Lets just say
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: You still think the ear is an acceptable opening.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I have mouth.
RexJNibcore: Wait
RexJNibcore: I don't want to know
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Rex, bend over.
RexJNibcore: Yeag, sex isn't all it's cracked up to be sometimes
RexJNibcore: Hell no.
RexJNibcore pulls out whip and cracks it.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: I'm in a chat with a bunch of 16 year old virgins.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: What do you expect?
RexJNibcore: True
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Male virgins.
Kangaroo: Someone is optimistic.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I am optimistic
EggplantHero has been invited to chat.
::UG:: Nicole has been invited to chat.
EggplantHero entered chat.
Saria has been invited to chat.
::UG:: Nicole entered chat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: YAYYYYY
Mexican Apple Thief has been invited to chat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: OH CRAP
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Look!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Well
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Nicole's a girl!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Eggplant isn't!
RexJNibcore: Poor girl
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Maybe Julian wants a peice of this
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: I doubt it.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: He seems like a pansy.
Like A Boss!: Im just sitting here listening to my music well you hall try to have a CYBER ORGY!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Yeah
Like A Boss!: WHAT THE HELL?!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: We're that sort of cult.
Trout: Damn cyber orgies.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: A sex cult.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Does Julianne have any openings left?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: No.
Like A Boss!: Yes i understand that
Killroy is thirteen
Killroy: you should know this already
Julianne: sorry
Julianne: for running out
Killroy: We can open them, I guess.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: She could masturbate someone, or something.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: She could masturbate for 2
RexJNibcore: ><
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: So, anybody else
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: ?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: What will she use to support herself then?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: So she doesn't fall over?
EggplantHero: I could masturbate to something.
Trout: Feet.
EggplantHero: But I'm in game.
Julianne: yeah
Julianne: how is this going to work
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: She's standing for this?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: We could build a apparatus to hold her up.
Trout: Also, she has to breathe somehow.
RexJNibcore: Wow
::UG:: Nicole: ?
Like A Boss!: Oh dear god...
Julianne: is standing possible?
RexJNibcore: She is desperate
Trout: EVERYONE RUN
RexJNibcore: Nicole, run while you can
Trout: RUN WHILE YOU CAN
Trout: Ninja'd
Julianne: KIDDING, GUYS
Julianne: KIDDING
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Julianne was okay with this.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: We aren't RAPISTS.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Yeah
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Or are we?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: :>
Killroy: Except possibly Serious..
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: And me. But I don'
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: t have a penis. Or a broom.
RexJNibcore: I can get a strap on and do Serious
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Consent
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: I'm kind of stranded.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: [NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Orgy starring julianne.
Like A Boss!: Excellent.
Killroy: Mkay.
Trout: Sure.
Julianne: cool
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious unzips his pants.
Like A Boss!: LOL
::UG:: Nicole: O.O im lost lol
Like A Boss!: Indeed
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Well
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: If we're going to talk for twenty minutes each time we're going to fuck something, this cult is boned.
Like A Boss!: I said Excellent cuz Serious did a Barrel roll
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: ALRIGHT LETS START THIS
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: WAIT.
Like A Boss!: OH DEAR GOD!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: WHO HAS WHAT AND WHAT POSITION IS SHE IN?
Trout: RUUUUN
Kangaroo pulls a set of matches out of his pouch.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Serious, reporting in for mouth.
Killroy: LET'S ROLL
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Kangaroo, dear, only female 'roos have pouches.
Killroy: VAGINA
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Who wants the rear?
Kangaroo: Psssh
RexJNibcore: I'm reporting for Serious's ass
Like A Boss!: ME!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Alright
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Okay.
Kangaroo: Not when you're genetically engineered to talk, understand the English language, and have a pouch.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Ah.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Get to humping.
Trout: I'm glad to have answered this call to chat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Do we need to dictate what we're doing
::UG:: Nicole: ?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: I know you are, Trout.
RexJNibcore sticks a broom up Serious's ass.
Like A Boss!: Hahahaha
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious unzips his pants again.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Wait
Kangaroo is taking pictures of RexJNibscore sticking broom up Serious's ass.
RexJNibcore: LOL
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious takes out his penis.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog watches.
Trout tries to shut out the noise.
Like A Boss!: Oh my god...
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious feels awkward, and puts it back in.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog hugs trout.
EggplantHero licks a foot.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I can;t do this with everybody watching.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Sorry.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Mommy and daddy and daddy and daddy and Rex and a broom are only wrestling.
Trout: D;
Julianne: haha
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog grabs a doll.
Like A Boss!: lol
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Where did Rex touch you, Trout?
Trout points to the nipples
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: That's all?
RexJNibcore: LOL
::UG:: Nicole: lol
RexJNibcore: I didn't even touch Trout
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Can you touch me, Rex?
Like A Boss!: OR DID YOU?!
Trout: Yeah, but REEEAALLLY HARD
RexJNibcore: Nope.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: please?
RexJNibcore: Oy. I just watch
Killroy: So, uh, I'm going to watch Supernatural now
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Serious, take a viagra.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Can I have a hug?
Killroy does the deed and leaves
Killroy left chat.
RexJNibcore: Or I allow people to worship me when I'm in dominatrix mode
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: I promised the porno company that we had a great bunch of virgins and a broom going at it.
Killroy has been invited to chat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Well
Mexican Apple Thief has been invited to chat.
Saria has been invited to chat.
RexJNibcore: And maybe put them on a leash
RexJNibcore: XP
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Nice!
Killroy entered chat.
Killroy: I AM LEAVING I SAID
Like A Boss!: I dont feel safe here anymoar D:
Killroy: GOOD DAY
Killroy left chat.
RexJNibcore: Hehe
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I should archive this.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Rex, remember, you joined this cult.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: You're fucked.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: And put it on facebook.
Kangaroo: YOU CAN CHECK OUT ANYTIME YOU LIKE
Kangaroo: BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE
Like A Boss!: SOMEONE IS GOING TO HIT ME?!
Kangaroo: /eagles
RexJNibcore: ><
Trout: Put this on facebook.
Trout: Do it.
::UG:: Nicole: im soo scared :*(
Trout: This is too...
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Someone needs to record this.
Like A Boss!: DJMFDNKNSK Dj
Trout: Well, it isn't epic.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Well
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: It has amussing parts.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Recorded anyway.
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[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I wanted to finish the "NOW GET ON YOUR KNEES AND" just as
RexJNibcore: This is why I do not have any of you as facebook friends.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Hm.
Trout: How can you crack a whip with..
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I am calm
Trout: Nevermind.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: I can't post it on mine.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: My Mom's my friend.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Except your whip gets me excited.
RexJNibcore: LOL
RexJNibcore: THis is why you do not have relatives as friends
Julianne: I'm going to go ap calc and ap euro and then kill myself bye
Julianne left chat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Trout: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Now I need a mate.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: I think she handled losing her virginity well.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: And rex is the best suitor.
Like A Boss!: THESE FISH STICKS ARE AS HARD AS TITS!
::UG:: Nicole: ?
::UG:: Nicole: lol
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Tits in chilly weather?
Like A Boss! Nods
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: So.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Lets get some excitement back in this house.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious unzips his pants.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: ☭ [ P a r i a h D o g ] ಠ_ಠ says:
You okay?
custardattack@hotmail.com says:
yeah
just don't want to do homework
☭ [ P a r i a h D o g ] ಠ_ಠ says:
Are you mad at me?
custardattack@hotmail.com says:
no
not at all
just have to do stuff
that was funny
☭ [ P a r i a h D o g ] ಠ_ಠ says:
Are you mad at Serious? 'Cause his penis died?
custardattack@hotmail.com says:
hah
no
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Is that
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Julianne?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Yes.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I KNEW IT
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Dog pile on Eggplant.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious jumps on EggplantHero.
Trout: Uh, no.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: So nobody else is going to?
Kangaroo jumps on Serious.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: We're all clothed
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Kangaroo should be on top
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog joins in the dog pile.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: I'll regret this.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: He will have the easiest time jumping that high.
Like A Boss! Jumpsw into the dog pile
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious takes off his clothes.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: IT'S A TRAP!
RexJNibcore: LOL
::UG:: Nicole: O.o
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: You two weren't in there
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Now I feel gay.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: WAIT
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: THERE WAS BROSKI
RexJNibcore: Hehe
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: OH FUCK.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog flees
RexJNibcore: But she's practically asexual
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: NOOOO
::UG:: Nicole: uh should i leave?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Don't leave!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: No
RexJNibcore: If you want
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Go after Nicole. She's totally female.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious jumps on Nicole naked.
::UG:: Nicole: omg
Trout: RUN
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: www.amazingsuperpowers.com/COMIClivingtoys.png
Trout: OH GOD NO THE DOORS ARE LOCKED
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: OH NO.
Like A Boss!: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
Like A Boss!: THE ONLY THING TO DO.....
Trout: I CAN'T DAMMIT
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: KILL THEM OR THEY'LL MAKE YOU WISH THEY KILLED YOU.
Trout: JUMP OUT OF THE WINDOW
Like A Boss!: NO
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: THE WINDOW HAS BARS ON IT.
Like A Boss!: IT ENDS NOW
Like A Boss!: SHOOT YOURSELF
Like A Boss! Pulls out a Magnum
Trout: OKAY
Like A Boss! Aims it at his head
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious gets off Nicole
Trout: I'LL GET ONE OF MY GUNS
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious puts on his clothes.
Like A Boss!: HELP ME PULL THE TRIGGER
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious pulls the trigger for Like A Boss.
Like A Boss! IS a ghost now
Like A Boss!: Yay
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog rapes Trout with a broom.
Trout: D:
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious goes on a killing spree, killing everybody in this chat.
RexJNibcore dies.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Except me, right?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious rapes all female dead bodies.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Sure
Trout: I HAVE BEEN THOUROGHLY BETRAYED
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Except me, right?
::UG:: Nicole: O.O
Like A Boss!: GOOD THING I GHOST BITCH!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Good boy, Serious.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Yeah
RexJNibcore instantly decomposes so that she cannot be raped before Serious can get ot her
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Good boy.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: DAMN YOU REXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!
RexJNibcore: XP
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious falls into a bottomless pit.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog watches.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious left chat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog smokes a pipe.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious has been invited to chat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious entered chat.
::UG:: Nicole: well im going to play css now byebye
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Bye
::UG:: Nicole left chat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I'll get you to say yes tomorrow.
Trout lies sobbing in a corner
Like A Boss!: GHOST FTW
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious goes to the corner that Trout is in and undresses.
Trout: D:
Trout neckpunches Serious
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog hands Serious the rape broom.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: FATALITY.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious AHK GAHKAKG AKGKHA
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: AHKAHGAka
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: gaHAGL
Like A Boss! FLies down and and starts to open a can of ghost kick ass on Serious
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: *cough
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: *ahem
Like A Boss!: RAPE IS NOT AN OPTION!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious dodges the ghose, it's intangible anyway.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: "And that is how the cult of Alighierism Apocalypse came to an end, children." The professor said sadly.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: "Awww, they never succeded?" The children asked.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: "No, you stupid brats. If they did, you'd be dead right now."
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: "Oh, that's right!"
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: "Who wants ice cream?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: "
Like A Boss!: " I want Ice cream!" came a voice
Trout: BUT WHO WAS GHOST???
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: "None for you. You're fat."
Like A Boss!: IM GHOST!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious zing.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: And then John was the demons.
Like A Boss!: K
Trout: Copying into notepad.
Like A Boss!: FUCK SALT!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: You have from I from when I joined, right Trout?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: So.
Like A Boss!: O serious your gonna fight a grizzly bear?
EggplantHero left chat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Yeah
Like A Boss!: Cool
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I'm practicing with Kangaroo
RexJNibcore is still dead.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious jumps into a boxxing ring.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious taunts Kangaroo.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: COME ON WIMP!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: GET YOUR MARSUPIAL ASS IN HERE
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: YOUR MOTHER IS A KOALA!
Like A Boss!: COM'ON SERIOUS....
Like A Boss!: YOU WANNA BE LIKE ROCKY?!
RexJNibcore: You do realize kangaroos are very dangerous and have been known to kill people, right?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Not Kangaroo
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: He is adorable
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious hugs Kangaroo.
Like A Boss!: OH my god...
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: So is Like A Boss!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious hugs :
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: FUCK
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: AUFCKUFA
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: UCKCUFKCUKCUFKCUFKCUFKC
Like A Boss!: I just saw a commercial thet showed a person punching old people
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: NICE!
Like A Boss!: THATS AWESOME :3
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious highfives Like A Boss.
Like A Boss!: YEAH!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: So.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Who wants to train me to fight a bear?
Like A Boss!: So.........
Like A Boss!: ME!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious jumps into the boxxing ring.
Like A Boss!: I be trained in the mortal kombatz0r
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: LETS DO THIS!
Like A Boss! HOps into the ring
Like A Boss!: K
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious lunges at LAB with a knife.
Like A Boss!: AH WTF
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious Stabs LAB in the neck
Like A Boss! Dodges and smashes serious on ze back
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: You were too slow.
Trout throws a gun into the ring
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: AH ZOMBIE
Like A Boss! RECOVERS WITH HEAL POWER
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious shoots LAB in the head
Like A Boss! grabs the gun
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious disarms LAB
Like A Boss! U NEVER PICKED IT UP
Like A Boss!: DKDDFL
Like A Boss! hits SERIOUS
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious trips LAB
Like A Boss! Pulls out a bomb
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious hits LAB for 211 damage (critical strike)
Like A Boss!: RAWR
Like A Boss! has low health
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious activates parry
Trout: HEY
Like A Boss! Uses his special ability that NEVER MISSES
Trout: NO MMORPG SHIT IN HERE
Like A Boss!: HYKUTA PUNCH!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog throws a banana peel in the ring.
Like A Boss! 220 damage
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious slips on the banana peel and gets knocked unconsious.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: FATALITY.
Like A Boss! 3..2..1!
Like A Boss!: WINNER!
Like A Boss! Jumps around
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious comes back up and declares a rematch
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog tosses a green shell in the ring.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious uses a blue shell
Like A Boss!: NO WAIT
Like A Boss!: BREAK TIME
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog starts the halftime show.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Rex, get up there and shake your tatas.
Trout: Oh no.
Trout: Wait, that's good.
RexJNibcore: Nah
RexJNibcore: I'm good
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious catches his breath.
Trout: I thought that Bro was going to do something.
genericnumber1 has been invited to chat.
Dr.Batmarde has been invited to chat.
Like A Boss! Sits on a stool getting a drink of water and cleaning his cuts
Dr.Batmarde entered chat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious gets Rex pregnant with his semen-vision.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Get up there and shake your tatas.
RexJNibcore is sterile.
Dr.Batmarde: what in the hell
Like A Boss!: BRB NEED REEL WATER
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Get up there and shake your tats, Bat!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious punches Dr in the throat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: DO NOT SPEAK OUT OF TURN
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: WAIT
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Is that a girl?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: I don't think so.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Are you a girl?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Dr?
Trout: THIS HALFTIME SHOW SUCKS
Trout: BOOOO
Kangaroo: Batmarde thinks we're all a bunch of lunatics
Like A Boss!: BACK
Trout: YOU ALL SUCK
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious gets back to fighting.
Like A Boss! gets up
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious hits LAB in the crotch.
The Fallen-ŠΊΝ™(devillsin) has been invited to chat.
Trout throws powerful hallucigens in the ring
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Nothing below the belt!
Dr.Batmarde: taaaaaaaaaaaaking a pissssss
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious attempts to use curb stomp on LAB while he is on the ground
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious was kicked by [NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog.
Trout: WINNER
Like A Boss! Dodges
Kangaroo: oh snap
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious entered chat.
Trout: Haha, turnaround victory.
Like A Boss! *EYe of the Tiger starts playing*
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: IT'S THE EYE OF THE TIGER
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: IT'S THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT
RexJNibcore: --;
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious jumps back into the ring and starts pushing his thumbs into LABs eyes.
Like A Boss!: RISING UP TO THE CHALLEGES
Like A Boss!: AHHH!
Like A Boss!: WTF
Trout: OF OUR RIVALS
Trout: AND THE LAST KNOWN SURVIOR
Kangaroo: *Rising up to the challenge of our rivals
Kangaroo: Failure
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious blinds LAB
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog strokes beard.
Trout: STALKS HIS PREY IN THE NIGHT
Like A Boss! Grabs Serious and starts to hit him with everything hes got
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious shaves Broskis beard.
Trout: HE'S WATCHING US ALL WITH THE EEEYYYYYYYEEEE
Trout: OF THE TIGER
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: I didn't say it was my beard.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious dodges LABs attack.
Trout: *riff*
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: I'd like to know who you just shaved.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious uses Morph Ball.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious uses super bomb.
Like A Boss! Dodges
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious spams regular bomb.
Like A Boss! SMashes serious in the face
Trout: He shaved Kangaroo.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious has no exposed face.
RexJNibcore uses Rule 34. Everyone barfs.
Kangaroo: What
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog suddenly a wild snorlax appears.
Trout: Rule 34.. OF WHAT?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious dodges rule 34.
Like A Boss! Barfs on serious
RexJNibcore: The internet
Like A Boss! Blinding him
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious uses tackle on Snorlax.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious it's not very effective..
Trout: It's... just a fuzzy picture.
RexJNibcore: XP
Trout squints
Trout: OH DEAR GOD
Trout: WUUUUGH
RexJNibcore: LOL
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog plays blue eyes white dragon.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious uses a trap card!
Like A Boss! Interfears with the battle serious is having and tackles him
Like A Boss! Pins him to the ground
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog removes Rex's shirt.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious uses a super energy drink and becomes unstoppable.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: HEY, LOOK.
Like A Boss!: U PHAG LOLOLOLOL!
RexJNibcore kills Serious and puts shirt back on.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I didn't even remove it!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I'm SORRY
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I'm a guy
Dr.Batmarde left chat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I couldn't help looking.
Trout enters the ring
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: She hates men, I think.
RexJNibcore: oy
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious throws a bear in the ring.
Niggatron has been invited to chat.
-=SYF=- Mastashake! has been invited to chat.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Bear eats trout.
Trout is eaten by the bear
Like A Boss! Hops out of the ring quick like
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious trains the bear.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog releases Jynx from its pokeball.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious puts a saddle on the bear.
Trout respawns
Like A Boss!: PARIAH HALP
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious rides up to Rex.
Like A Boss!: HE GOT A BEAR
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: It's a blackbear. You crush the bear to death.
Like A Boss!: I HAZ NUTHING
Trout FIRES HIS LAYZOR
RexJNibcore watches as Jynx pulls out her boobs.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog gives LAB a shark
RexJNibcore barfs.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious attempts to control the bear, but it mounts rex.
Trout: wat
Like A Boss!: But sharks cant go ON LAND
RexJNibcore: Ok
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: THIS ONE CAN.
RexJNibcore: I'm out of here
Like A Boss!: YAY
RexJNibcore: I'm not being mounted by a bear
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: STAY, REX.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: STAY.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious deletes the bear.\
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I'm sorry
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Serious, stop trying to fuck her.
Trout: Dammit serious, you ruin everything.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: You can see I was distessed at that point
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: She'll hurt you and then she'll hurt me.
Like A Boss! Attacks Serious with his shark
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: MY BEAR TRIED>
Trout: I vote that we kick serious off the island.
RexJNibcore: True
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Serious, do you want a time out?
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I gotta go for tonight anyway.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: So
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: Night.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: HAHA
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: :<
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Goodnight.
Like A Boss!: PHAG U LOST BY DEFAULT!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: I will have my vengeance.
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: on Rex.
Like A Boss!: RARWRARWRARWR!
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious: Goodnight,
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Serious left chat.
RexJNibcore: ?
RexJNibcore: Ok
[NoGrav] (AApoc) Pariah Dog: I think he likes you.